Dentistry Humorist Pillows

'Open, please!'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

The New Age Dentist.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Needs ketchup."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.