Dental Care Jokesters Gifts

'False Teeth in-tray.' 'Extractions Out-tray.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Needs ketchup."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

Pain free dentistry for those who pay up front.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

'Interest rates are down, so we'll only pull one more.'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure,

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''