Dental Jokesters Gifts

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Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The New Age Dentist.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

Easter Island dentistry

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

"Don't just sit there give me a hand."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'It's strange. Every time I shine my light, a bizarre transformation comes over you.'