Dental Jokesters Gifts

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Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The New Age Dentist.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

Easter Island dentistry

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

"In my culture it is very important to have straight teeth."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?