Dental Joke Enthusiast Gifts

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"Needs ketchup."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Licensed to drill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'You really should Floss.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'