Dental Joke Enthusiast Gifts

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"Needs ketchup."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'You really should Floss.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'Do you extract teeth?'

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

Crocodile Flossing