Dental Joke Lovers Gifts

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

I see braces in his future.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

"Needs ketchup."

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Licensed to drill.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'You really should Floss.'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'