Dental Joke Lovers Prints

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Needs ketchup."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'You really should Floss.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'Do you extract teeth?'

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."