Lover Of Dental Jokes Prints

'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Needs ketchup."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'You really should Floss.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'