Dental Joke Enthusiasts Prints

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

"Needs ketchup."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'You really should Floss.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'Do you extract teeth?'