Jokesters Of Dental Humor Gifts

'Open wide... wider... wider still...'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

The New Age Dentist.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"It's teeth whitening."

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

"Needs ketchup."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'