Dental Jokester Gifts

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

Do you have health insurance ?

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

The New Age Dentist.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

Easter Island dentistry

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'It's strange. Every time I shine my light, a bizarre transformation comes over you.'

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?