Jokester Dental-phobes Gifts

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

Dentist Trip

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

'Interest rates are down, so we'll only pull one more.'

Pain free dentistry for those who pay up front.

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

Wolf in bed.

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

"I'm just here for the dental."

Do you have health insurance ?

'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.'

'Wow, that's great, thanks: I really need to floss...'

"Anyone in my teeth?"

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

Tooth Fairy / Wisdom Tooth Fairy

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'

"Peweeew! Drop your arms, please. Your arm pits are foul."

'I have all my teeth.'

Indian snake charmer raising toothpaste

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

'Open wide... wider... wider still...'

"Do you know from which filling the government is controlling your mind?"