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'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Dentist Trip

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

Pain free dentistry for those who pay up front.

'Interest rates are down, so we'll only pull one more.'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

Wolf in bed.

"I'm just here for the dental."

Do you have health insurance ?

'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.'

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

'Wow, that's great, thanks: I really need to floss...'

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'

'I have all my teeth.'

Indian snake charmer raising toothpaste

"Peweeew! Drop your arms, please. Your arm pits are foul."

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

'Open wide... wider... wider still...'

'False Teeth in-tray.' 'Extractions Out-tray.'

"Do you know from which filling the government is controlling your mind?"