Dental Care Jokesters T-Shirts

'False Teeth in-tray.' 'Extractions Out-tray.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"Needs ketchup."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

'Interest rates are down, so we'll only pull one more.'

Pain free dentistry for those who pay up front.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'