Dental Hygiene Jokester Gifts

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

Pain free dentistry for those who pay up front.

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

Wolf in bed.

"I'm just here for the dental."

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

Do you have health insurance ?

"What do I suggest for tight glutes? For best results, squeeze from the bottom."

'Wow, that's great, thanks: I really need to floss...'

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

"Anyone in my teeth?"

'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.'

'Did you have it professionally done or did you use those tusk whitening strips?'

Tooth Fairy / Wisdom Tooth Fairy

"Peweeew! Drop your arms, please. Your arm pits are foul."

Indian snake charmer raising toothpaste

'I have all my teeth.'

'I huffed, and I puffed, and I swallowed my dentures!'

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

"Do you use a striped toothpaste...?"

Dentist working on a giant