Personal Hygiene Jokester Gifts

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Chef copy robot

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Ward Cleaning.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

'What did you find in your soup?'

Employees must wash hands of all responsibility.

Bath tube with human feet.

Happy Hour legal loopholes!

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'...time you had your ears syringed?'

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

Graduate.