Personal Hygiene Jokester Gifts

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Chef copy robot

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Ward Cleaning.

'What did you find in your soup?'

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Bath tube with human feet.

Happy Hour legal loopholes!

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

'...time you had your ears syringed?'

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

Graduate.

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!