Hygiene Jokers Gifts

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Team medic spraying deodorant

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

Ward Cleaning.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'What did you find in your soup?'

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

Bath tube with human feet.

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

'This is one thing you can't blame on me.'

'MERCY!!'

Deodorant Hole. Cowboys discover a well-needed deodorant hole in the desert.

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

Why ducks use a lot of roll-on deodorant...

'Ey-up, here comes the boss!'

Dirty greengrocer.

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"