Hygiene Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Why ducks use a lot of roll-on deodorant...

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'