Hygiene Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Why ducks use a lot of roll-on deodorant...

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

A day in the life of a dish sink

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'