Hygiene Humor Appreciator Pillows

Middle aged cat trimming his whiskers.

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Wash your hands

Turn your head and laugh.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Dog Restroom

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

Hospital gown pageant.

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."