Hygiene Humor Pillows

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Chef copy robot

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Ward Cleaning.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

Bath tube with human feet.

'What did you find in your soup?'

Happy Hour legal loopholes!

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'MERCY!!'

'This is one thing you can't blame on me.'

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!