Hygiene Comedian Pillows

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Chef copy robot

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Ward Cleaning.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'What did you find in your soup?'

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Bath tube with human feet.

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'MERCY!!'

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

'This is one thing you can't blame on me.'