Hygiene Comic Pillows

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

The new global mantra flag for the future

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

John Snow

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.