Hygiene Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

Middle aged cat trimming his whiskers.

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Dog Restroom

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'