Hygiene Humorists Gifts

Looking for a fun gift for hygiene humorists? Our collection blends light-hearted comedy with hygiene themes, making it ideal for anyone who enjoys a clever, humorous take on cleanliness. From mugs to t-shirts, find the perfect gag gift that celebrates their playful personality and love of hygiene humor.

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Raccoons, the obsessive compulsive hand washers of nature.

Raccoons, the obsessive compulsive hand washers of nature. mockup

Raccoons, the obsessive compulsive hand washers of nature.

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"Well, I don't want to touch it." mockup

"Well, I don't want to touch it."

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Now wash your gogs

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Extra Strong Dirt Remover.

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Man with body odour problems using all sorts of fragrances.

Man with body odour problems using all sorts of fragrances. mockup

Man with body odour problems using all sorts of fragrances.

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Natural hand soap

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"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!" mockup

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

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If you need instructions on how to wash your hands...

If you need instructions on how to wash your hands... mockup

If you need instructions on how to wash your hands...

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"Once I stopped washing, social-distancing pretty much took care of itself."

"Once I stopped washing, social-distancing pretty much took care of itself." mockup

"Once I stopped washing, social-distancing pretty much took care of itself."

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"Why on earth do you brush your teeth? A fishy-breath is so much nicer than a minty-breath..."

"Why on earth do you brush your teeth? A fishy-breath is so much nicer than a minty-breath..." mockup

"Why on earth do you brush your teeth? A fishy-breath is so much nicer than a minty-breath..."

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"The next table is upset; they ordered Chateau Lafite and all they can smell is Chateau Your Feet."

"The next table is upset; they ordered Chateau Lafite and all they can smell is Chateau Your Feet." mockup

"The next table is upset; they ordered Chateau Lafite and all they can smell is Chateau Your Feet."

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'Dinner's almost ready — go wash your knuckles.'

'Dinner's almost ready — go wash your knuckles.' mockup

'Dinner's almost ready — go wash your knuckles.'

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"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?" mockup

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

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Attention: 'Rebels with dirty, ragged underwear will be billed double - FD Yomp, MD,'

Attention: 'Rebels with dirty, ragged underwear will be billed double - FD Yomp, MD,' mockup

Attention: 'Rebels with dirty, ragged underwear will be billed double - FD Yomp, MD,'

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Acme Cotton Bud

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"I love not needing to floss and I hate being forced to smell my own breath."

"I love not needing to floss and I hate being forced to smell my own breath." mockup

"I love not needing to floss and I hate being forced to smell my own breath."

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"Not until you get rid of that 'death' smell."

"Not until you get rid of that 'death' smell." mockup

"Not until you get rid of that 'death' smell."

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Adventures in Flossing

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"Before attempting the glass slipper would you mind putting on this latex sock?"

"Before attempting the glass slipper would you mind putting on this latex sock?" mockup

"Before attempting the glass slipper would you mind putting on this latex sock?"

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Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning. mockup

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

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Noah's life jacket demonstration

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Chef copy robot

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ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

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A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood. mockup

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

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Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old' mockup

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

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"Go back! The place is full of mold!" mockup

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

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Team medic spraying deodorant

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"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth." mockup

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

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'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.' mockup

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

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'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.' mockup

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

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'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...' mockup

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

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Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops. mockup

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss." mockup

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..." mockup

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

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Hygiene Humorists Gifts Collection

Hygiene Humorists Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for hygiene humorists who love a good laugh with their morning coffee.

Hygiene Humorists Pillows

Find funny pillows with hygiene humor that adds a playful, humorous touch to any living space.

Hygiene Humorists Prints

Decorate with wit! Browse our prints featuring clever hygiene jokes that will amuse and enliven any room.

Hygiene Humorists T-Shirts

Check out our hilarious t-shirt designs that celebrate hygiene humor and bring smiles wherever they are worn.