Hygiene Humorist Gifts

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

'You don't trust me, do you?'

"So that's their survival technique. They was their hands!"

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

Fresh Squeezed Sanitizer

"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Tear off carpet.

Hand dryer instructions

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Mum how do you wash your tongue?"

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'Tell me the truth, Norm. Do I have bad breath?'

'Sure, we can keep the floors clean. Well just use the stuff we bleach the flour with.'

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

Pig in sty uses hand sanitizer

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I took 30 showers today, so I'm good for the month."

"Your shirt's on inside out."

'Boss, we've got a quality problem. I know that because I just shook hands with some of our customers...'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Scene of man brushing his teeth with electric tooth brush gone wrong.

"What do I suggest for tight glutes? For best results, squeeze from the bottom."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Employees must wash hands of all responsibility.

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

Man who wears one pair of y-fronts for two weeks

Bee Sanitizer

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

"'Bidets are naff,' you said. 'No-one has bidets anymore,' you said."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Employees Must Cleanse Palate. ?