Hygiene Jokesters Gifts

"Now wash your hands again"

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Team medic spraying deodorant

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Ward Cleaning.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Bath tube with human feet.

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

'What did you find in your soup?'

Employees must wash hands of all responsibility.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

'This is one thing you can't blame on me.'

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

Dirty greengrocer.

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

'Ey-up, here comes the boss!'

"Gesundheit!"