Cleanliness Jokers Gifts

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"But is it Organic?"

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Deodorant Hole. Cowboys discover a well-needed deodorant hole in the desert.

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

Cut down your own tree.

How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -

"You have no idea what I've been through."

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

'Was it windy last night...?'