Cleanliness Jokers Gifts

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"But is it Organic?"

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Deodorant Hole. Cowboys discover a well-needed deodorant hole in the desert.

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

Cut down your own tree.

How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!

"You have no idea what I've been through."

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."