Food Safety Jokers Gifts

Chef copy robot

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Food inspection results

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

'They're doing their tests now?

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

Happy Hour legal loopholes!

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."

"But is it Organic?"

Food Uncertainty

"Here comes your tomato surprise, sir!"

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"Hold on! A new study says those are actually bad for you."

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.'

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Health food and junk food

"Waiter! There's something in my soup!"

How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -

'Considering time, temperature, and your lack of health insurance, I wouldn't eat the deviled eggs.'

'That your mushrooms aren't poisonous is your Valentine's gift.'

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

"Honey! There's a recall on humans again!"

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'