Food Safety Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the food safety satirist? Our collection combines humor and creativity, making it ideal for those who enjoy poking fun at food regulations. Whether it's on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these products deliver wit and personality, perfect for brightening up their day and sparking conversations about the importance of safety with a humorous twist.

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'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.'

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.' mockup

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.' mockup

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.' mockup

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.' mockup

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.'

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'The Environment Health Officer thinks a SAFER menu would be 'Beans on Toast', 'Beans without Toast', 'Toast with Beans' and plain beans...'

'The Environment Health Officer thinks a SAFER menu would be 'Beans on Toast', 'Beans without Toast', 'Toast with Beans' and plain beans...' mockup

'The Environment Health Officer thinks a SAFER menu would be 'Beans on Toast', 'Beans without Toast', 'Toast with Beans' and plain beans...' mockup

'The Environment Health Officer thinks a SAFER menu would be 'Beans on Toast', 'Beans without Toast', 'Toast with Beans' and plain beans...' mockup

'The Environment Health Officer thinks a SAFER menu would be 'Beans on Toast', 'Beans without Toast', 'Toast with Beans' and plain beans...' mockup

'The Environment Health Officer thinks a SAFER menu would be 'Beans on Toast', 'Beans without Toast', 'Toast with Beans' and plain beans...'

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Honest Vending mockup

Honest Vending mockup

Honest Vending mockup

Honest Vending mockup

Honest Vending

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Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Health and Safety Gone Mad. mockup

Health and Safety Gone Mad. mockup

Health and Safety Gone Mad. mockup

Health and Safety Gone Mad. mockup

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

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"Two vegans, please."

"Two vegans, please." mockup

"Two vegans, please." mockup

"Two vegans, please." mockup

"Two vegans, please." mockup

"Two vegans, please."

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Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy" mockup

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy" mockup

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy" mockup

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy" mockup

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

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'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?' mockup

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?' mockup

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?' mockup

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?' mockup

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

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"Please don't kill me."

"Please don't kill me." mockup

"Please don't kill me." mockup

"Please don't kill me." mockup

"Please don't kill me." mockup

"Please don't kill me."

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'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

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Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift. mockup

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift. mockup

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift. mockup

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift. mockup

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

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Chef copy robot

Chef copy robot mockup

Chef copy robot mockup

Chef copy robot mockup

Chef copy robot mockup

Chef copy robot

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Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!' mockup

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!' mockup

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!' mockup

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!' mockup

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

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Safety Barriers

Safety Barriers mockup

Safety Barriers mockup

Safety Barriers mockup

Safety Barriers mockup

Safety Barriers

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Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding. mockup

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding. mockup

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding. mockup

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding. mockup

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

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"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..." mockup

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..." mockup

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..." mockup

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..." mockup

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

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"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..." mockup

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..." mockup

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..." mockup

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..." mockup

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

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"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you." mockup

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you." mockup

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you." mockup

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you." mockup

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

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'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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You are what you eat (Nuts).

You are what you eat (Nuts). mockup

You are what you eat (Nuts). mockup

You are what you eat (Nuts). mockup

You are what you eat (Nuts). mockup

You are what you eat (Nuts).

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Fire door. mockup

Fire door. mockup

Fire door. mockup

Fire door. mockup

Fire door.

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"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason." mockup

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason." mockup

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason." mockup

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason." mockup

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

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Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?' mockup

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?' mockup

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?' mockup

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?' mockup

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

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A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own. mockup

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own. mockup

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own. mockup

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own. mockup

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

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"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it." mockup

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it." mockup

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it." mockup

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it." mockup

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

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Food inspection results

Food inspection results mockup

Food inspection results mockup

Food inspection results mockup

Food inspection results mockup

Food inspection results

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"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts." mockup

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts." mockup

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts." mockup

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts." mockup

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

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"What do you recommend today?"

"What do you recommend today?" mockup

"What do you recommend today?" mockup

"What do you recommend today?" mockup

"What do you recommend today?" mockup

"What do you recommend today?"

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At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven. mockup

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven. mockup

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven. mockup

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven. mockup

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

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'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.' mockup

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.' mockup

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.' mockup

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.' mockup

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

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"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees." mockup

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees." mockup

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees." mockup

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees." mockup

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

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'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.' mockup

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.' mockup

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.' mockup

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.' mockup

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

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Food Safety Satirist Gifts Collection

Food Safety Satirist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for the food safety satirist. Add a touch of humor to their morning routine with designs that make safety funny.

Food Safety Satirist Pillows

Find playful pillows for the food safety satirist. Perfect for livening up a sofa or bed with a clever, safety-themed joke.

Food Safety Satirist Prints

Browse our humorous prints for the food safety satirist. Ideal for framing and inspiring laughs in their favorite space.

Food Safety Satirist T-Shirts

Check out our collection of witty t-shirts for the food safety satirist. Great for expressing their humorous take on hygiene standards in style.