Food Safety Fanatics Gifts

'I've got concerns about the cleanliness of your kitchen!'

'They're doing their tests now?

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Kitchen Kapers

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Honest Vending

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Please don't kill me."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"I'm going in."

"The penicillin looks good."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Our Troubled Chowders

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"