Food Security Fanatics Gifts

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Please don't kill me."

This Year's Spa

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Bio fuel bread.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Repletion.

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

All You Can Eat

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

Waiting staff

'They're doing their tests now?

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."