Food Security Fanatics Pillows

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Please don't kill me."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

This Year's Spa

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Bio fuel bread.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Repletion.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'They're doing their tests now?

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

Waiting staff

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

All You Can Eat

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."