Food Security Pillows

GM Food and World Hunger

COP 26 and Madagascar Famine

Thinking of Hunger

When this is gone. . . so is this.

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

U.S. Bread Basket.

"I think I've discovered a solution to the world's food shortage problem."

Save the children

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"He's a guard dog."

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Kitchen Kapers

Honest Vending

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Is the MSG local?"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Beware of Don"

"Please don't kill me."

Moulin Rouge Security

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'