Food Security Pillows

GM Food and World Hunger

COP 26 and Madagascar Famine

Thinking of Hunger

When this is gone. . . so is this.

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

U.S. Bread Basket.

"I think I've discovered a solution to the world's food shortage problem."

Save the children

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Is the MSG local?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Honest Vending

"He's a guard dog."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Kitchen Kapers

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

The Scanner Of Love.

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Beware of Don"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

A Little Extra