Food Development Pillows

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

The Secret Formula in Coffee

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Any time is cake o'clock

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Ice Cream Surgeon

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

You're the puff in my pastry!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Soup of the month.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Fast food. Even faster food

La Table

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

6 Brothers Falafel