Food Technology Pillows

'I'm sorry, but you can't take the leftovers home. They're all newly-patented items, and cannot leave the premises.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Lab Grown Beef

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

'We haven't started to learn to cook, we're still learning to thaw...'

'Backlash - the petroleum people are producing food.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

The History of GM Food

Sometimes genetically modified food might be annoying.

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

6 Brothers Falafel

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Cheese Secret

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Artificial Isle

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.