Food Technology Gifts

'I'm sorry, but you can't take the leftovers home. They're all newly-patented items, and cannot leave the premises.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Lab Grown Beef

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

'We haven't started to learn to cook, we're still learning to thaw...'

'Backlash - the petroleum people are producing food.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

The History of GM Food

Sometimes genetically modified food might be annoying.

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

6 Brothers Falafel

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Cheese Secret

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Artificial Isle

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'