Food Technology Fan Gifts

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

GMOs: The Next Generation

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Artificial Isle

Bedside Manna.

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"We're making progress."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

Woman finds something in her soup.

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

GM Kebabs

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'