Food Innovation Fan Gifts

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

6 Brothers Falafel

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Cheese Secret

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Fresh pepper?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Primordial Schmooze

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'Propane ran out.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine