Tech Foodie Gifts

'This is iDiet, the fanziest restaurant in town. They've got virtual food only.'

'Steak and microchips, please.'

"You will be the man responsible for our digital content."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Prosecco Drinker

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

Swedish Meta Balls.

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

'They wanted to compliment you on the porridge.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'