Foodie Techie Gifts

Man telephoning head waiter 'We're ready to order.'

'Yes, our menu has changed. It's now a digital e-menu.'

What's the special tonight? I dunno. Check our website.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Artificial Isle

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Teleport the salt, please.'

"We're making progress."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

GM Kebabs

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'