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Man telephoning head waiter 'We're ready to order.'

'Yes, our menu has changed. It's now a digital e-menu.'

What's the special tonight? I dunno. Check our website.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

Artificial Isle

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"We're making progress."

'Teleport the salt, please.'

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Woman finds something in her soup.

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

GM Kebabs

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!