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'Teleport the salt, please.'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"That's not the pepper grinder. That's Alexa."

Counting ribs

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

GMOs: The Next Generation

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Culinary surgery.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Hard or soft science?'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

"Pie chart"

"A little lamb please."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

Artificial Isle

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

French suppers.