Culinary Tech Enthusiast T-Shirts

AI Original Steak Sauce

'Your blender makes good lemonade, Mom. Now, can we make some alphabet soup with your word processor.'

I can't talk now, somebody's accidently booted the system and the server's going down!

Cook and PC

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

The Perfect Foil

Feast

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Cookery Lesson.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

The perfect man

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'