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3 D printing (Mille Feuille)

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I come here for the pepper."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"Doctor. I am speechless"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

Tin Opening

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

Motor-blender.

Swiss Kitchen

Pocket Knife Food Processor

Pizza-Matic

"Butt cracker"

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"