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Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

'Apparently, in the kitchen it is more masculine not to use a power tool.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

GMOs: The Next Generation

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"You're never home."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

The secret lives of household things.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Doctor. I am speechless"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Onion Guillotine

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"To toast!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'