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'Apparently, in the kitchen it is more masculine not to use a power tool.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

GMOs: The Next Generation

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"You're never home."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

The secret lives of household things.

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"My compliments to the can opener."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"To toast!"

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Onion Guillotine

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.