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AI Original Steak Sauce

Frank & Ernie's Diner. His recipe file looks good on computer, but when he makes the hard copy ….

'Your blender makes good lemonade, Mom. Now, can we make some alphabet soup with your word processor.'

I can't talk now, somebody's accidently booted the system and the server's going down!

Cook and PC

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

The Perfect Foil

Feast

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Cookery Lesson.

The perfect man