Culinary Gadget Lover Pillows

Cloud cooking

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Tin Opening

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

Motor-blender.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Butt cracker"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

Swiss Kitchen

Pocket Knife Food Processor

Pizza-Matic

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'You do realize that from now on every single oven in every kitchen in this country will have to be replaced?'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"