Culinary Gadget Lover Pillows

Cloud cooking

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"Doctor. I am speechless"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

Tin Opening

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Pizza-Matic

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Woman finds something in her soup.

Motor-blender.

Swiss Kitchen

Pocket Knife Food Processor

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"Butt cracker"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'You do realize that from now on every single oven in every kitchen in this country will have to be replaced?'