Food Technology Enthusiast Pillows

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Artificial Isle

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"We're making progress."

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

GM Kebabs

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

Woman finds something in her soup.

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'