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Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

Jim checks his breadbox inbox.

I don't need a cell phone...I'm going to text message you in the alphabet soup!

'...and would you like your meal in a PDF file as well, sir?'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

'Teleport the salt, please.'

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Woman finds something in her soup.

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."