Techie Foodie Gifts

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Jim checks his breadbox inbox.

I don't need a cell phone...I'm going to text message you in the alphabet soup!

'...and would you like your meal in a PDF file as well, sir?'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Teleport the salt, please.'

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Swedish Meta Balls.

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.